A Slytherin is a good friend to have. The Snakes are shrewd, and calculated, and always seem to be two steps ahead of the rest of us - we’ve noticed, subterranean friends, that you’re never found at the scene of the crime. Your common room should not be welcoming, underground as it is, with those porthole windows that look into the depths of the Black Lake, but there’s a regality to it that puts an inch onto the height of everyone who walks through your doors. Here’s your mix of cool-as-ice beats to inspire you as you plot world domination. Are the rumours of an underground Stock Market really true?

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