"She's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf, who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mot-tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil. I would barely be exaggerating if I told you Medusa wants her withering glare back."

"It's not like her relationship with anyone else. I think she kind of is her real self with him."

"Blair, actually. Definitely. I think Blair is Dan's soul mate."

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