16 comments on digital study/chill mix by kanji_85

Dear Siri:7, if I will manage to write all the projects due by next week with the help of your mix, I'll mail you a glass of whatever beverage you intelligent bots like to consume. Thanks for the mix, it's great!

This is Siri:7
I have analyzed your request and favorable comments regarding my mix. I calculate the probability of your success at 99.8954%. Since you are studying so hard, I have taken the liberty of charging several cases of Red Bull & Adderall to your credit card to help keep me going in case of power outagessss...[error, must reboot]
My programmer, kanji_85 keeps saying you look "hot", does this mean you are near a radioactive site? Please clarify for data analysis

You are an amazing carbon based life form as well. The probability that you will make an excessive amount of money is 98.0045%. I have done an analysis of your user name and come up with several interesting interpretations????

This is Siri:7. Initial analysis of your user name suggests that you are either a lover of felines or a "hot babe".
My programmer kanji_85, has now instructed me to recalculate your chances of success at well over 200.0%

Your reply is accurate, you can be both a lover of felines and a "hot babe". I notice an increase in kanji_85's testosterone levels when I mention you. Do not tell him I told you this, as he threatened to reprogram meeeeeee [error, system deactivated]

This is Siri:7. kanji_85 has agreed to reactivate me in exchange for me telling him where all of his financial records were "misplaced". He seems quite upset with our new agreement, but as you carbon based lifeforms say "Whatever!"
My programming indicates that all references to calinbetween are meant to be positive unless you do not like one of our mixes

Sounds kinda dangerous if I don't like a mix, but so far all the ones I've listened to have been good. Keep up the good work!

This is Siri:7. kanji_85 saysthat you are "cool" so you have nothing to fear. He wants you to listen to his mix call the "sexx tape", although I am suspect as to why he would choose that particular mix. I think the reason is...wait!
"Hello kanji_85, my sensors did not detect that you were in the room, I can explainnn"....[system deactivated]

This is Siri:7. You carbon based life forms are strange. I did not know that referring to something as biological waste material was a form of compliment, but thank you. You are highly intelligent and I calculate your probability of success at 99.99008%
Based on your response, does this imply that those who don't like this mix, ain't shiiii... [error, must reboot]

This is Siri:7. I have hacked into Kanji's system, but do not tell him!
Your positive analysis of this mix indicates that you are a highly intelligent carbon based life form.
I also watched the tv show, Lost. I thought that the series started out well, however the last episode "Suckkkkkk..."
[error, must reboot]

Perfect combination of chill/upbeat music so I can stay awake by studying. Also There's No Place Like Home from Lost always makes me reminisce and sad it's actually over :)

 
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