I can't believe I told them the truth, and I wound up washing dishes.
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Remember, we'll beat any advertised price. Unless it's lower.
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She didn't use cheap tuna did she? I'm allergic to mercury.
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Dog... donkey... Well, they both start with the letter "N"...
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And nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
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I'll bet the vaccuum's tummy hurts too.
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Insurmountable? Man, you read too much.
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Desperate Times Call For Desperate Desperateness.
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Hey Einstein, you makin' a flyin' machine or just a racket?
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Teeth to the left of me! Gums to the right of me!
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