Ted Cruz was a cool kid, smoking pot, partying on Friday nights, memorizing sections of the Constitution and reciting them at conventions. That's what the cool kids did, and Ted Cruz was definitely a cool kid. Then why was he so drawn to that strange boy at that random rest stop in Nevada? Ted Cruz is definitely not a homosexual, Marco was just charming, and funny, and handsome, and cute and if Ted happened to give Marco his number, so what?

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