The facts are these:

One more-dead-than-alive-and-ugly-as-your-mother's-buttocks Captain Cognac who's probably/maybe/not a bewitched parrot with a unique speech defect. Now.. what kind of crew are you expecting after this introduction? The best damn crew of: the seven seas, a couple of pathetic little ponds and once in a while even a bathtub. We may be utterly ruthless, but we're still ladies. Nah..

Ship ahoy, mateys! This is the Chardonnay.

Part 1

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