Fanfiction by George deValier: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6387748/1/Catch-Perfect

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"Let's see, that was the ad for the housemate… you gay friendly?"
Berwald wasn't actually quite sure what that meant. He'd never given much thought to his own sexuality, but he wasn't bothered by anyone else's, so he nodded. "Sure."
"Scandinavian?"
Berwald nodded again. "Swedish."
The man's eyes lit up worryingly. "The last piece of the map arrives! Come on in, Sweden. We've been waiting."

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