Let's Cruz on Down: A Modern Romance
Ted Cruz was always the odd man out. He'd successfully run for senate, passing laws to protect what he loved the most: The Constitution. He'd even read Green Eggs and Ham to the senate! But he always felt that something was missing. He didn't know what. That is, until now. While on the campaign trail he'd met an elusive, sexy man. Donald J. Trump has Cruzed right into Ted's life. But, they're rivals in the presidential race. Will Ted be able to balance his love for Trump and his love for the Constitution?
Image taken from tedcruz.org
i support neither of these canidates
EDIT: RIP Ted Cruz Campaign 2016-2016
EDIT: Ted endorsed Donald maybe the romance isn't dead after all.

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